Do not become the one with the story. Every gym has one.
They are always available, the story is always the same length,
and nothing has been added to it in a long time.

The credential only works while it is still attached to somebody who turns up.
Spend it rarely. Twice a year is plenty.
On the days nobody needs it, put it away and do your own sets like everybody else.

The Book of the Fallen — Return 66:5